This Valentine’s day I’m buying myself a dozen roses and a box of chocolate. Then I taking myself to a nice restaurant like Kobe’s. While I’m there I will pull out the ring I bought for myself and yell, “OMG! I went to Jared!” Then when I get home I will take a hot bath, then give myself a massage. Finally, I will fall asleep quietly in my arms. Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day.
(Source: mymothersmistake)
